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NSFW BONUS MELTDOWN! Third Saturday Special Edition

As you all know by now, the one program that I despise above all others is Alabama’s actual rival — the only one we light cigars for. I wish nothing but hardship, ineptitude, painful losses, and loathsome outcomes for the Tennessee Volunteers. LSU may have been more momentous over the last 15 years of so, and Auburn matters more to the in-state folks, but this is the one.

How much does it matter? I live in Tennessee, and I support local Memphis businesses, but I actively go out of my way to avoid non-901 companies chartered in this state.